But, again I chalk it up to her nerves. After her 3rd glass of wine in 20 minutes I start to get pretty nervous. She doesn't seem to be affected by the wine yet though. This is where I wanted to end the date, but being a silly optimist, I had already bought the movie tickets online. She seems way less nervous now, she's actually talking and we had decent conversation on the way to the theatre. I begin to think maybe this date will turn around. But as soon as we get in the theatre she heads straight for the bar and orders a full Solo cup sized glass of wine.
I mentally check out at this point.
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During the movie, it becomes apparent that she is absolutely shit faced. About 20 minutes in, she gets up to go to the bathroom and comes back with another full solo cup of wine. She starts sloppily trying to make out with the side of my face despite me pushing her away.
The theatre is completely packed, by the way. This goes back and forth for a few minutes until I put on my most serious face and gave her a stern NO. She starts hysterically crying, asking why I don't want her, just making a big scene that culminates with her saying she loves me. I looked her dead in the eye and said, "shut the fuck up please. You don't even know me. I was ecstatic when I realized she was asleep. My nightmare is almost over.
Then I begin to hear what can only be described as a rusty lawn mower with sleep apnea. I could feel my seat vibrate each time she exhaled. Flicking her ear every few minutes was enough to keep her snoring at bay. On the ride back to drop her off, she changed my radio presets, sung terribly to every song, and fell asleep. It was a 10 minute drive. I finally got to her house and dropped her off. Before I left I laid on he horn for a solid minute, just to make sure her parents woke up. Tinder is great though, I met my current girlfriend on it and our first date is one of my favorite memories ever.
It was really just a normal date. But the chemistry between us was and still is so intense. We talked until the restaurant closed, then talked for a few more hours while walking around the city. By the end of the night we both knew we hit the jackpot. I am a very lucky man. Girl and I talked a lot on Tinder and seemed to click very well, so we arranged to meet in person. When I got there, it was like talking to a wall.
She spent the whole time on her phone, didn't ask me any questions or make any effort at conversation at all. After 10 minutes, she said "This isn't working out, I'm going home" and left. Down here near Jupiter Island where tiger woods and celine dion live you see young guys driving around in mercedes and they have 70 year old GF's if you get my drift.
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Drove 40 minutes to a town nearby, about 30 minutes into the drive she calls me and says "I am so sorry, but my pipes just broke in my house and I have to cancel. Her sewage pipe had busted, her entire house smelled like shit and all of her stuff was ruined. She was not receptive of my advances. It was literally a shitty date. He used pictures that were from his early twenties, where he looked a lot more attractive, and a lot more athletic. He is borderline obese. During our supper, he was drinking beer like water. He confessed that he was separated from his wife and she left him and took their three children with her.
Turns out he's bipolar, and refuses to take medication, and also tends to get very angry.
His wife left because he was a danger to her and their children. There were a million red flags going off for me, but I decided to be nice and stick it out. After food, we go for a drive in my car. We both smoke reefer so I offered him some of mine. Usually, when I offer, I expect one or two puffs to be taken He smoked everything in my full grinder enough to last me at least over a week and didn't offer me any of my own shit. Then, he opens my pop that I had in my cup holder without asking. He drank it all, and I hadn't even opened it. At this point I'm visibly annoyed. I start driving back to his place, but he wants to play some music.
Okay, one last chance. On the way, he puts on simple plan, and uses his phone as a microphone and sings at the top of his lungs, right by my head. I started laughing, because I honestly couldn't believe what was happening. I got to his place, and didn't say anything.
It's enough to make us ditch our phones and join the nearest convent. Or y'know, stop using Tinder.
He tried to kiss me before he got out but I put my hand up and blocked it. He then got really upset and started trying to make me explain myself. I told him to get out of my car and go home. I went to my sister's place, and turns out she knew exactly who I was talking about and she laughed at me. Apparently the whole damn town knows who he is and how crazy he is. Luckily, I don't live there anymore and he stopped trying to contact me after a week. I don't think I had anything to worry about regarding my safety, but this is by far, the worst tinder date I've had.
Over dinner, listened to her talk about how she was molested, raped, and how her anxiety was through the roof. First ever tinder date. Picked her up and she was just barred out on xannies.
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Then she gave my roomates girl Xanax and then we had two zombies to deal with. The next day she tried to stay in my bed while I went to work which was a lie then she asked if she sexually assaulted me and she was sorry if so. I met up, she didn't. The weird part was that she was the one who first proposed that we should meet. The plan was agreed for my place and about 3 hours before dinner time I was actually about to walk into the grocery store for the dinner I was cooking she says she can't make it and something about her friend was upset which I was like ya sure no problem and asked if she wanted to plan another date.
I am like ya no problem.
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The next planned night comes and again she cancels it I forget why but I again say no problem. The night comes and by now I have already made plans with my friends thinking this is not happening and sure enough she cancels again saying SORRY. I didn't hear back from her for a while. I am at the mall about a year later and I lost a lot of weight and happen to see her and she is like hi how are you etc you look great.
I say ok but the night comes and I am the one who cancels it. God damit, I don't understand why people do that. But I love the way you you served her her own medicine! Some people get off on inconveniencing others. Probably happened in this case. Sorry it happened to you. Not me, but my little brother. Went on a date with a guy. Went to his place.
My little brother went to use the restroom. Came back out, dude was on my brother's phone. Brother asked what the fuck he was doing.